i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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