If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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