Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
either way he was missing a nipple.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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