these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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