giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I am mentally ready for anal.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
So apparently I’m into choking now
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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