we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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