Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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