we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
