i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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