So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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