The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
