Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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