i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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