Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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