He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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