Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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