plz talk dirty to me
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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