birth control should be required to get into college
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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