is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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