Porn is love you can see.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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