I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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