Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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