Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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