im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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