I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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