Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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