i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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