I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Randomize