I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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