You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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