Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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