Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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