Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
How naked do you want me to be?
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