I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
why is half of my head shaved?
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