We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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