from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
When are your genitals available?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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