He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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