We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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