Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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