their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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