just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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