Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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