My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.