.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside