Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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