Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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