Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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