life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
birth control should be required to get into college
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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