My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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