U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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