Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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