Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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