Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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