WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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