i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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